Lingerie laundress, scrubber of scanties...

It's end of term and time to sprinkle fairy dust over the contents of our wardrobe.

We have easily the most desirable washing line in the district - all satins and sparkles, gloves and corsets.

When I was a child, the husband of the woman next door used to make her hang her knickers on the line INSIDE a pillow case, so the neighbours couldn't look at her drawers. Hilarious! What he would think if he could see our yummy little showgirl undies brazenly fluttering in the breeze, we chuckle to think!

Yours, with summer breezes in our furbelows,

Burlicious x

Champagne cooldown

My, that was hot work dancing last night! We can see why Dita von Teese likes to finish off her act with a cooldown in a huge glass of champagne. Sadly, we think it will be a while before our props budget runs to that!

Last night's small but perfectly-formed troupe of showgirls made light work of Love Potion then strutted sassily into Big Bad Handsome Man.

Ladies, those boa tails look simply adorable!

Yours, simply bursting with anticipation about our new routine for next term,

Burlicious x