Treats and tribulations

So what's Santa bringing us and our showgirls? Well, we Burlicious three have started work on a new routine and we're bursting with sequinned pride over it. Can't wait to share it!

And the invitations to perform in 2013 are coming in already. Not that we love showing off, you understand, but it is nice to have a chance to beguile and bewitch an audience with our mouthwatering moves and our lovely lady curves every now and then.

It makes up for the odd attack of daftness, like the one I had this week - turning up for class minus my dancing heels. Like a trooper, I danced in what was available - the Sparkly Bra Pixie's little polka dot, flat and felty, house-slippers.

I doubt that this kind of slipper was what Cinderella's Fairy Godmother had in mind, though, as the finishing glamorous touch to her outfit.

Yours, grounded,

Burlicious x