Psst! The Workshops are coming...

Something for the weekend

A gorgeous, if "glowing" (a lady never sweats, of course) class last night, raising the temperature with a fast-developing trio of lovely routines.

Blimey, but it's hot in a boa!

But what has really got us fanning ourselves in raptures is the booking (at last!) of two afternoons of summer delight. Yes, we finally have dates for our long-promised half day workshops.

We'll put out full details soon, showgirls, but mark us in your dance card now for Saturday 3rd August and/or Saturday 7th September, starting at 2pm.

No previous experience needed. The great thing about a weekend workshop is that we can finally see all of you beautiful women who are already otherwise engaged on a Wednesday night.

Can't wait to see you for a Showgirl Saturday, sashaying and shimmying!

Yours,  in excited anticipation,

Burlicious x

Smorgasbord Showgirls

Last night's class had a touch of Fever; a dollop of Lady Marmalade; and a main course of All That Jazz. Our showgirls hoovered up the lot with ease and were clearly ready for more.

However, I really must make my instructions to the troupe more elegant.

The move "put the flat of your hand on your sacrum" followed by the move "now turn your head towards the audience" got shortened in the heat of the moment to "Bum... Head" - which sounded more like a playground insult than a piece of dance direction.

I'm terribly taken by those slim, professional, terrifying dance mistresses in films - all chignon hairdo, imperiously-arched eyebrows, sleek black clothes and cigarette holder. Sadly, I'm more likely to have the a*se ripped out of my tights and to be cantering about in class with my
knicker label hanging out.

This sophistication thing, it's harder than it looks, you know!

Yours, dreaming of undies that can take the punishment that we hand out,

Burlicious x