Unintentional bondage

Instructions:

1. Have the showgirls sit on the floor.
2. Loop boa around bottom of right shoe, securing it between ball of foot and heel.
3. Hold both ends of boa near foot in right hand.
4. Lean back onto left elbow as raise right leg straight up in air, tethered pleasingly by boa still around right shoe and held firmly in right hand.
5. Let boa flow sensuously through right hand as lower right leg to floor, turning onto belly as the leg goes down.

Or:

5. Start to lower the leg, then realise that boa is inextricably tangled around shoe. Thrash about kicking and wriggling for a bit. Roll half onto belly, still waving right leg hopelessly. Collapse in giggles.

Both versions work. One is prettier than the other. One is a lot more fun than the other. Each has something rather special to say for itself.

Sometimes, the slick, perfect move is vastly over-rated. :-)

Yours, outsmarted by feathers,

Burlicious x