Thrashing the duvet

What a treat to see you last week and this, Showgirls. And what a happy, healthy, balance of the sublime and the ridiculous we have made of it!

Last week we had brains positively popping out loud with the challenge of walking a figure of eight, leaning first one way, then the next. 

"Left", says the Sparkly Bra Pixie in her best "I will brook no disobedience" voice, "and bear LEFT. Now RIGHT" (waggling right foot helpfully to demonstrate) ".... and bear RIGHT."

In no time, a couple of trios have buggered it up and are reduced to helpless giggling - bent over, quivering, teary-eyed giggling - stationary in the  middle of the floor, unable to go any further. It is, I must say, a tonic for the soul to see such hilarity on a wet Wednesday evening. The next day, one of our Showgirls told us she had been dancing this step in her sleep and had positively twirled her duvet into knots 😄. 

This week.... ah, this week we tiddle tiddle tiddle pommed; we wrapped; we stroked; we flashed (with our winter drawers on, of course) and we rolled about the floor with aplomb. 

Well, my little starlets of lusciousness, the routine is coming together very nicely. Take a week off to rest those brains and those floor-bruised knees, and we'll see you next on 10th November.

Yours, tiddle tiddle tiddle pom,

Burlicious x

Thwarted, temporarily thwarted

Just as we got our showgirl show back on the road, along comes a dearth of fuel at the petrol stations and many of us delicious Burlicious creatures are suddenly grounded. 

Pah!

To add to that, there is no class next week - Weds 6th October - because our lovley new hall is booked out by others on the first Wednesday of every month.

And, to top it all, we can't cover class on Weds 13th October well enough between the three of us. 

So, our next injection of sparkly drawers; feathers, fishnets; heels and hilarity will be Weds 20th October. We know, we know. That is positively AGES away. Still, we'll get there, and it will be lovely to be back on track again.

In the meantime, showgirls, "we're driving Cadillacs in our dreams" 😄,

Burlicious x